As a “Jack of all trades, and master of oh, dear god what the hell am I doing”, I have many a talent that can be used to your advantage. I can design logos, character and mascot designs, 2D game assets, pet memorial pictures, drawing your Fakémon, emotes and panels for content creators, even things like voiceovers, sound effects, and proofreading/editing your writing. Even if it’s not listed, there’s a good chance that I might be able to do it, so just ask!

You can buy all sorts of goodies with my designs and paintings plastered all over them in my Redbubble shop!

Yes, of course! Just fill out the custom commissions form and specify what design and what item you’d like made available and I’ll make sure to list it on Redbubble and email you with a link to the product.

Glasserole! is a gut-wrenching would-you-rather party card game designed by Angry Mule Games where 2 or more players compete to make the most appetizing meal from a smorgasbord of disgusting ingredients, which is then selected by the judging Chef. Glasserole! is a love letter to 80s and 90s grossout and absurdist humor.

An open beta is a playtesting phase during game development that is open to the public. This is done to not only increase public awareness of the game, but also, and more importantly, gain lots of player feedback to improve the game! You can play the open beta on Tabletop Simulator. Simply subscribe to the Steam Workshop and load it when you next play Tabletop Simulator.

The “Would-U-Ratherizer” is a disgusting meal generator based on the game Glasserole! The webapp generates two disgusting meals for you to choose from. One of these meals is the one that you MUST EAT. There’s no turning back, YOU made this happen! Whatever you do, DON’T share the meal you chose with your friends, or they’ll have to go through it, too! THE CYCLE MUST END!

It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.

Hypocritical Oath is an eclectic, experimental progressive rock and metal band from Long Island, NY that mixes Latin and Mediterranean acoustic guitar with thrashy, hardcore metal riffs. Often using erratic, nightmarish sampling or deeply emotionally stimulating solos, this band gets across its message of embracing your individuality through the blunt and unapologetic lyrics of frontliner Dr. Kenzie Kreem.

Just a silly genderqueer enby from Long Island, NY. Someone doing their best all day to tell themself that their best is good enough. Someone who wants to bring joy to strangers and help any way they can. I’m a person, just like you, who spent their whole life figuring out who they are.

Of course! I love working with creative people on projects with meaning and passion driving them, so please, if you’d like help on a project, fill out the custom commissions form and we can talk about a licensing or collaboration deal with either myself or my other teams.